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Now your attacker is mute and stupid looking because his lower freakin jaw got knocked to the backside of his filthy skull. And now he stands there with his tongue flapping loose, smackin the roof of his mouth. Looks like some sort of friggin circus freak.
And then he falls flat on his face, tongue first, which he bites off with only his upper effn front teeth.
But he is dead now. No problem. He wont need the tongue. You just wait for the police or split. He was going to use deadly force on you, so no problem.
So dont feel too badly, even when that seagull flies by and picks up his tongue for dinner.
Moral of the story. Dont use serious force when attacking somebody, because they might have a friggin bat with them, and knock off your lower jaw, and you will look real stupid with your tongue flappin, like an idiot until you keel over and bite your tongue off with only your upper jaw, and a bird flies off with it before the coroner comes to scrape you off the curb.
Cha-ching.
Cold Steel Brooklyn Whopper Unbreakable Baseball Bat (38 Inch) Super Tough 100% Polypropylene Construction 92BSL
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The Brooklyn Whopper is the biggest bat Cold Steel has ever made. At 38 inches, the Brooklyn Whopper is the maximum allowable sized bat for Major League Baseball, and weighing in at just over 48 oz., it's a certified monster! This massive, king-sized baseball bat is perfect for strength and conditioning training, swing practice and warm ups - and when it's time to hit something, well, you're sure to knock it out of the park!
Ever since their release back in 2006, the Brooklyn series of baseball bats have been consistent fan favorites!
Precision injection molded out of the heaviest-grade high-impact polypropylene that Cold Steel could find, these bats just can't be broken through impact alone.
As they are made from a polymer, rather than wood or aluminum, they are not only stronger than traditional bats, but they are more durable too! The Brooklyn Bats won't rot, crack, or splinter, or even fade! You needn't worry about dirt affecting them either, since they're impervious to the elements and clean up with little more than soap and water.
They're versatile too! Like any other baseball bat, croquet mallet, golf club or hockey stick, they can be used in an emergency as an extremely effective self-defense tool. You can keep one behind the front door, under the bed, or in the trunk of your car and forget about it until you need it.
They can be used as game bats, practice bats, warm-up bats, loaner bats, school or league bats or kid's bats. They can also serve as a cross over trainers to develop strength, agility and eye / hand coordination for those studying martial arts.
From the micro sized Souvenir Bat (the Brooklyn Shorty) to the epic over-sized beast bat (the Whopper) and all of the other models in between, we're sure to have the bat for you!
Reasonably priced, versatile, useful and virtually unbreakable, there's no excuse not to own a Brooklyn Bat by Cold Steel!
Cold Steel Knives - 92BSL Specifications:
- Item Number:92BSL
- Name:Brooklyn Whopper
- Weight:48.3 oz.
- Thickness:1.125 in. (Handle), 2.50 in. (Tip)
- Overall Length:38.00 in.
- Material:Polypropylene
- Brand:Cold Steel
- Country of Origin:Taiwan
Note: This is a large, oversize, heavy item. Additional shipping charges apply. Not eligible for FREE SHIPPING or BASIC SHIPPING methods. Please select Large Axe Package Shipping Method upon checkout. Thank-you.
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